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Back to chickerinoDOTcom Written on 20-Sep-2008 by chickerino

For all you evolutionists:

The main trait that drives evolution is natural selection - a process causing heritable traits that are helpful for survival and reproduction to become more common in a population, and harmful traits to become more rare.

So please tell me how a species can 'evolve' when it is clearly incapable of eating. See diagram below:

pigeon pizza

For all you 'intelligent design' believers (quotes added for emphasis):

Intelligent design is the assertion that "certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as natural selection." It is a modern form of the traditional teleological argument for the existence of God, modified to avoid specifying the nature or identity of the designer.

Whilst I accept that pizza is a man-made foodstuff and it's clearly obvious that the pigeon wasn't designed to eat it, it's probably just common sense to assume that intelligent design, if there were such a thing, would not be so cruel as to make the simple task of eating so fucking difficult for the humble pigeon!... Tell me that doesn't disprove intelligent design - either that or it proves that God/the-designer actually has quite a sense of humour!

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written on 20-Sep-2008

albertob says:

Pigeons are creatures of randomness.
written on 20-Sep-2008

SianMeades says:

They also eat KFC.... which is fucking gross..... birds should not eat birds... even if they are deep fried and delicious.
written on 20-Sep-2008

paulsari says:

I find it pretty annoying the way in which believers in "intelligent design" effectively hijack the word "intelligent" in this debate. "It's time to ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
written on 20-Sep-2008

decretk says:

Or as Zack De La Rocha puts it: "...we don't need the keys, we'll break in...". Exactly how that relates to pigeons and/or intelligent design I am unclear about.

In the case against intelligent design I bring you: the snail
written on 20-Sep-2008

paulsari says:

That relates directly because we're going to break in and loot every last bit of mofo contents!!!
written on 20-Sep-2008

paulsari says:

p.s. Marcus, I'd be grateful if you could be waiting ready with a sound system adequate to fill an empty 70,000 square-foot museum. We're gonna drop the bomb.
written on 20-Sep-2008

Nick says:

mmm kfc fed chickens served from kfc sound wrongalicious
written on 21-Sep-2008

decretk says:

I'd skip the breaking in bit and fast forward to:
written on 21-Sep-2008

paulsari says:

Though I am quite certain that I could also enjoy a Soulwax dj set in front of a pyrotechnic spectacle.

Marcus, a few key words for you: "party", "organise", "moral duty"

p.s. Talking Heads = I like..
written on 21-Sep-2008

decretk says:

Chickens who order at KFC get an automatic Family Meal upgrade.

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